Flowers in the Attic. The infamous bestseller that got people all over the world excited about teen incest. Ah yeah, the ‘70’s were a different sort of time! For those of you that don’t know the story, here is a recap, spoilers and all: So there’s this Barbie Doll looking family, the Dollangangers, that areContinue reading “Flowers in the Attic”
Category Archives: Cheesy Reviews
Dogfight
Dogfight 1991 Drama/Romance 1hr 34 min After all these years River’s movies have morphed into another thing entirely for me personally (it’s hard to reconcile that once upon a time he was older than me and I used to look up to him, and now he’s always SO young) so it’s hard to ever includeContinue reading “Dogfight”
The Canyons
The Canyons 2013 Thriller/Drama 1hr 46 min It’s February! Time to review romance stuff… or my version of that, anyway 😉 The Canyons didn’t receive much love when it came out, and I can see why. Too many big names were attached to what ended up being a cheap b-movie, and Ms. Lohan was atContinue reading “The Canyons”
The Grownup
The Grownup Gillian Flynn 2015 short horror 64 pages Ok, so this book annoyed me. I love Gillian Flynn. She has a great, twisted voice, and knows just how to catch a reader’s attention. And I know she always goes for the “let’s make this book a movie!” angle, but that’s fine if that’s herContinue reading “The Grownup”
Face/Off
Face/Off 1997 Action/Sci-fi 2hr 20min Sometimes the world can get stressful, and that’s when it’s time to pull out the comfort movies. Face/Off is one of mine. The gold guns! The Chiclets! Yes! Everything works, from its bananas storyline to its hammy acting and dramatic, beautifully shot action sequences. John Woo really brings it here. Continue reading “Face/Off”
Vanessa Sprankle 